Happy Easter

Stan: Uh, can I ask a question? Why do we do this?

Randy Marsh: Wha... what do you mean, "Why do we do this?" It's Easter!

Stan: Right. So why do we color eggs?


Randy Marsh: Well... so that the Easter Bunny can hide them.

Stan: Yeah, but why?

Randy Marsh: Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.

Stan: So we dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?

Randy Marsh: That's right.

Stan: You don't see the missteps in logic with that?

Stan: Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a... a gap of information.

Randy Marsh: Stanley, just dye your goddamn eggs!

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